Tigergate

30 11 2009

Tigergate, everywhere you look somebody has a different story of how Tiger was cheating or drunk, or who knows what, but he says that’s not the case at all, and he doesn’t have to tell the public his private matters.  Tiger come on, if you aren’t cheating and you weren’t under the influence, what were you doing?  You say you need some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be, but just answer this question,  How do you hit a fire hydrant and a tree pulling out of the driveway?  It’s a fair question, you’re an icon and when you get in a car crash at 2 in the morning people are going to want to know what happened.  So, go ahead just tell us, release a statement on your site that says, you were headed to the grocery store to pick up a late night snack.

Nobody really knows what happened to Tiger, except that he hit a tree in his driveway, his wife smashed out the back window of the Escalade with a golf club, and he got some minor cuts and scrapes on his face.  Some people are saying Elin and Tiger were fighting because he’s cheating on her with Rachel Uchitel, but how legitimate is the National Enquirer?  The first thing that came to my mind when the crash happened was that he was driving drunk, but they have said alcohol was not at play, but then who are “they” and who’s to say “they” wouldn’t cover something up for Tiger?

So far in this news, I have heard what didn’t happen, but nobody is saying what did happen, leaving it up to everyone’s imagination.  There are theories out there that he was in a fight with his wife and tried to leave the house, and she started bashing the back window of the Escalade making him swurve into a tree,  which cause Tiger to get upset saying those type of malicious rumors are irresponsible.  At least that is the theory that my grandma likes.

You know what’s irresponsible?  Crashing into a tree at 2 in the morning and then not telling anybody how it happened or why your wife didn’t just open the door to get you out, but instead had to smash out the back window with a golf club.  Tiger if you don’t have anything to hide, tell us what really happened.  Tell us that you did not have sexual relations with that woman.  Tell us you love your wife and family and had to go get diapers at the store, but until then the theories are only going to grow and the rumors are only going to be more malicious.  Tiger the truth shall set you free my friend, that is if the truth isn’t one of those nasty rumors.

Written by: Jesse Kunz
The halfmanhalfdog team
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